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Pitti Immagine Uomo 83: Broke and Bespoke Trendwatch

I’m more than ready to see what kind of menswear amazingness will be unveiled at the trade booths and on the streets of Florence this week as Pitti Immagine Uomo 83 kicks off. Here’s what I’m imagining will be crushing the cobbled streets around the show…

Triple Breasted Waxed Cashmere Blazers

Quadruple Monkstrap Shoes secured with tassel ties instead of buckles (gold buckles embedded in triple leather soles as toe taps)

Harris Tweed Quilted Down Longwings with Dainite Soles 

Pocket Rhombuses with seven-times hand rolled edges

Mom and Dad Jeans: light wash relaxed fit denim with a super high rise, kilim applique back pockets, and elasticized ankles

Slim Fit Horween Shell Cordovan Cargo Pants

Alsatian Unicorn Horn Rimmed Glasses

or, conversely,

A Return to Classics…

  1. satchelless-boy reblogged this from brokeandbespoke and added:
    lol
  2. cynicalcarnivale reblogged this from brokeandbespoke and added:
    Hilarious! This sounds like stuff I would come up with.
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  5. girlslikemenwhodresswell reblogged this from pretentiousdick and added:
    I’m ready for the cordovan cargos
  6. daftsman reblogged this from pretentiousdick and added:
    Got a good laugh out of this
  7. pretentiousdick reblogged this from brokeandbespoke and added:
    Blazer”…woof; makes me sweat.
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